When All Else Fails
For when the system breaks, and the coffee machine is on fire, and the cat's in the doghouse.
Exceptions to the rule are for when the going gets tough. Like, really tough. Like, "we're all gonna die" tough.
And when that happens, we sign and seal it. With a red pen, and a flourish.
- Exception #1: When the copier is on fire.
- Exception #2: When the coffee is gone, and it's 3pm on a Friday.
- Exception #3: When the cat's in the doghouse.
Don't ask us why. We just know it's gonna happen.