Case 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
On Tuesday, I was trying to solve a particularly puzzling case of the missing donuts from the break room. As a diligent employee, I felt it was my duty to investigate. My research led me to a series of cryptic clues and half-eaten donut boxes. While I was deep in my investigation, I failed to arrive on time for the meeting.
Case 2: The Tragic Tale of the Torn Page
I was on a critical call with a client when my trusty notebook fell apart, leaving me with a torn page in the middle of a crucial meeting note. In the chaos of repairing my notebook, I forgot to update my calendar.
Case 3: The Bizarre Incident of the Bathroom Sink Clog
While I was in the midst of solving the sink clog crisis, I couldn't help but wonder: what's the protocol for reporting a plumbing emergency during work hours? My curiosity led me to spend an inordinate amount of time reading the company's maintenance manual instead of attending the meeting.
Acknowledgement of Exceptions
The management acknowledges that, sometimes, truly inexplicable events occur, and these events, though unexcused, are understood.