Section 1: The Exceptional Meeting Attendance Policy
Exceptions to this policy are only allowed if you're wearing a cape.
- Article 1: In case of a zombie apocalypse, attendance is not required.
- Article 2: If you've just eaten a questionable tuna sandwich from the break room fridge, your attendance is optional for the next 24 hours.
- Article 3: If you've just won the lottery, you can attend via video conference, but only if you promise not to gloat.