Meetings: Attendance Policy - Fun Facts
Because You Asked For It
Did you know that the average person attends 3-5 meetings per week? That's 156-260 meetings per year! And most of them are about "Synergy" and "Disruption" and "Rebranding" and other buzzwords that nobody understands!
Here's a breakdown of our meeting attendance policy:
- Meetings start on time, unless we're having a "Brainstorming" session, which can last up to 3 hours.
- Snacks are provided, but only if you bring your own bagel.
- Our meeting rooms are equipped with the latest in "Collaboration Tools" (i.e., whiteboard markers that don't work).
- We have a strict "No-Phone" policy, unless you're on a conference call, in which case, please do call us back.
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