Meetings: Attendance Policy

Because we care about you, our precious meeting attendees, we have a comprehensive attendance policy.

Here are a few fun facts about our meetings:

More Fun Facts

Meetings are the lifeblood of productivity.
Our meeting rooms are equipped with state-of-the-art coffee machines that dispense only the finest office coffee.
We have a 99.9% attendance rate for our meeting attendees. (That 0.1%? They're just on vacation.

And here are even more fun facts about our meetings!

Note: The "More More Fun Facts" page would be a parody of the original, with absurd and unrelated fun facts.