MEETING Hacks: Jim's Attendance Policy Edition

Jim is the king of attendance. His policy is simple:

• Arrive on time, or don't bother showing up.
• Bring a valid reason for missing a meeting, or face Jim's wrath.
• Don't even think about trying to sneak out early.

Here are some fun facts about Jim's attendance policy:

• Jim's attendance policy has been featured in press reviews worldwide.
• Jim's policy has been inspired by a combination of ancient Greek and modern-day pop culture.
• Jim's attendance policy has been fact-checked by a team of highly trained experts.

Want to learn more about how to survive Jim's meetings? Check out our comprehensive guide: Surviving Jim's Meetings: A Guide for the Desperate

			// Jim's Attendance Policy in Code
			// Version: 1.0
			if (arrived late) {
				print("You're fired!");
			}
			if (no valid reason provided) {
				print("You're fired!");
			}
			if (attempted to sneak out) {
				print("You're fired! Twice!");
			}