STAND BY YOUR MAN STANDARDS
You're here because:
- You wanted to know who's not doing their job.
- Because someone else's lack of productivity is a real concern.
- To check the meeting minutes, duh.
Here's your Stand by Your Man Standards meeting attendee list:
John Doe
Doesn't do his job. At all.
Jane Smith
Is on vacation, but still gets paid.
Bob Johnson
Is on the phone. With his mom. Again.
Mary Jane
Is the real hero of this meeting. She's got it all together.
Next meeting in 5 minutes. Don't be late!
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