Meetings: Attendance Policy

Our company has a strict no-lunch-break policy, but we allow 15 minutes of cat videos duringchartInstance meetings.

Any prophets of doom who fails to attend a meeting will be subject to:

1st offense: 5 minutes of extra work on a Saturday.
2nd offense: 10 minutes of extra work on a Saturday.
3rd offense: 1 minute of extra work on a Sunday.
4th offense: We give up, just come back on Monday.

Don't make us have to send our meeting ninja after you.

What happens if I miss a meeting? Exceptions to the rule (aka 'I have a cold')