Summoning the Meeting Police

Warning: Repeatedly meeting abuse will not be tolerated.

According to our Meeting Protocol, meetings are only allowed to last 5 minutes or less. Any meeting that exceeds this time limit will be subject to a meeting fine.

However, if you are found to have repeatedly abused the meeting system, you will be summoned by the Meeting Police.

Meetings are not for socializing, taking a nap, or hosting a sporting event. They are for serious work activity.

Do not test our resolve, lest ye face the wrath of the Meeting Police.