MEETINGS: Attendance Policy

MEETINGS are only as good as the people who attend them.

Therefore, we have a strict attendance policy:

• If it's a Monday, you're required to attend. No exceptions.

• If it's not a Monday, you're required to attend anyway.

• If you're late, you're fired. Just kidding! (Or are we?)

• If you're early, you're rewarded with free donuts. (Just kidding, we don't actually have donuts.)

• If you're the meeting leader, you're required to attend. And also, you're the meeting leader. So, yeah.

Exceptions:

• Zombies, aliens, or other non-human life forms do not have to attend meetings. Unless, of course, they're interested in attending.

• If you're a ghost, you can attend, but only if you're not too transparent.