February 27, 2017
In a bizarre twist of events, John, a mild-mannered attendee of our weekly meetings, decided to break out into an impromptu robot dance in the conference room. Witnesses reported that he spun around like a maniac, his arms flailing wildly as his feet tapped out a rhythm on the floor. Some say it was a cry for help, while others claim it was a cry of joy. We're still investigating.
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Some witnesses reported seeing John still in a daze after the dance, stumbling out of the conference room and into the nearby break room. It's reported that he devoured an entire pizza in one sitting, and then began to reenact the robot dance with a nearby trash can.