CMO Attendance Policy: The Unofficial Guide

Welcome, CMO minions! Are you tired of being stuck in a meeting that's as dry as a corporate spreadsheet?

What to Do

• Arrive fashionably late, because who needs to be on time, right?
• Bring a strongly worded letter of resignation, just in case.
• Take the first opportunity to mention your cat.

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Want to know how to make the meeting leader love you?

Claim your Attendance Award, and bask in the glory!

What Not to Do

• Don't eat the Cheetos in front of your coworkers, they're not a good idea.
• Don't use your phone, it's just going to make them think you're not paying attention.
• Don't make small talk, it's just going to make everyone uncomfortable.

Learn about the Attendance Penalty for breaking the rules!

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And for those who want to nitpick the policy.

Disclaimer

This policy is completely and utterly unofficial. Do not try this at home, or at work, or in any other setting. We're not responsible for the consequences.

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