CTO: Who Is Trying To Code

It seems like our CTO has finally cracked under the pressure of meeting deadlines. We're not sure what's more alarming: the fact that they're actually trying to write code or that they're using a Windows 3.1 emulator.

Why Did They Learn To Code? | What Is This Terrible Code?

We're considering calling in an IT consultant from 1995 to "improve" their workflow.