COFFEE SNOB IS HAVING A CAFFEINE WITHDRAWAL

COFFEE CONNOISSEURS UNITE!

Coffee Snob, renowned coffee critic and aficionado, is having a severe caffeine crisis. Symptoms include:

1. Excessive yawning
2. Uncontrollable shaking
3. Unbridled complaining
4. Apathy towards all things except coffee

Please, someone, fetch me a Venti-sized Iced Quad-Shot Mocha, stat!

Other Attendees:

• Barista Barrie
• Dr. Snooty
• Java Jester