Java Jester, renowned coffee aficionado and self-proclaimed "Czar of Caffeine," called the meeting to discuss the finer points of coffee bean selection and roasting techniques.
Present: Java Jester, Coffee Snob, 17 other assorted caffeine addicts.
Objective: To determine the best method for brewing the perfect cup o' joe.
Decision: After much debate, it was decided that a combination of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe and a 17-hour French Roast would yield the optimal blend.
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