Today's Attendance:
Present: 3
Absent: 0 (but 1 for the meeting with the accountant)
Excused: 1 (due to a sudden case of 'I'm-not-coming-to-meeting-itis')
Comrade Johnson's Special Powers:
Telekinetic Coffee Sensei: 10
Mastery of the Ancient Art of Napping: 8
Other notable skills:
Better-than-average understanding of the company's health insurance policy: 9
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