Roger is a renowned expert on rocket science, but not actually a rocket scientist, because that's not a thing. He's actually an accountant who loves to wear rocket-themed socks.
He's been to 17 meetings in the past week and has mastered the art of nodding off in his chair.
Barry is a mysterious figure with a penchant for dark matter and an affinity for making everyone's head spin.
He's been accused of warping space-time, but claims it's just a side effect of his intense staring.