JaneBaez (self-appointed chairperson), John Doe (CEO of Inefficiency), Bob Smith (Chief Procrastinator), and Jane Doe (Chief Naysayer)
This is a meeting of utmost importance, and attendance is compulsory. Please do not forget your lunch.
Disclaimer: This is a highly unscientific and unofficial meeting, and the information contained within is not to be relied upon for any serious purpose whatsoever.