MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

Attendees:

• Janice The Intern, Sam The Manager, Bob The Boss
• Other people who are probably there but we can't be bothered to list.

Agenda:

• Discuss why the intern is not meeting the quota.
• Eat more sandwiches.
• Determine who ate the last donut.

Meeting adjourned. Or maybe not. Possibly just a meeting about meeting adjournment.