John, Lord of the Meeting
Timezone: UTC+8, because who needs sleep?
Location: The conference room of doom, where ideas go to die.
Role: The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch, because priorities, man!
Special Skills: Extensive knowledge of procrastination, expert-level browser tab management, and the ability to eat 3 meals in 1 hour.
Meet John at: Jane's Timezone (aka UTC+0) and Mike's Timezone (aka UTC-4)