Mike, the Unreliable Timekeeper, is a master of timekeeping, or at least he thinks he is. His timezone is a mystery, even to himself.
When you schedule a meeting with Mike, you can expect it to be at least 30 minutes late, but possibly 3 hours early. Or maybe he'll just forget altogether.
So, if you need to schedule a meeting, make sure to bring snacks.
Emily, the Always-early Timekeeper swears by her atomic clock and a well-planned agenda.
Or, you could try John, the Flexible Scheduling Wizard, who's got a time machine hidden in his attic.
But if you want the best of the worst, go with Mike, the Timezone Traveler.