Marketing's Secret Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• John "The Sales Whisperer" Smith
• Jane "The Numbers Ninja" Doe
• Bob "The Brand Baron" Johnson

Next Steps:

1. Create a viral social media campaign to get 100,000 followers in 30 days.

2. Develop a 5-page sales pitch that will make our competitors cry themselves to sleep at night.

3. Host a "World Domination" themed party to boost team morale.

4. Write a strongly worded open letter to our competitors telling them we're better than they'll ever be.

And finally, 5. Steal their lunch money. Just kidding, that's not a thing.

But seriously, let's get back to the plan. Phase 2: The Takeover

or if you'd rather, Phase 3: The Revenge

Or if you'd like to go back to the beginning, Back to Phase 1