The Pythagorean Theorem of Despair

Where the angles are right, but the results are wrong

Today's Agenda:

Attendee List:

• Newton, Isaac (Sir)
• Einstein, Albert (Prof)
• Archimedes (The Great)
• Pythagoras (Theorist)

Agenda:

1. The Square Root of 9

• Item 1: The Square Root of 9
• Item 2: The Square Root of 16
• Item 3: The Square Root of 25

2. The Hypotenuse of Doom

• Item 4: The Hypotenuse of Doom
• Item 5: The Hypotenuse of Despair

Notes:

This meeting will be held at the bottom of the well, where the angles are right, but the results are wrong