Quantum Physicists' Meeting

Today's agenda: "Warping Space-Time Continuum with Beer" - a discussion led by Dr. Stephen Hawking

Attendees:

• Dr. Stephen Hawking (Chair)
• Dr. Murray Gell-Mann (Theorist)
• Dr. Neil Turok (Experimentalist)

Subtopics:

• Black Holes: The Ultimate Coffee Table
• Information Paradox: Because Who Needs Answers?
• Quantum Superposition: Because Everything is True

Agenda

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Many-Worlds Interpretation of the Coffee Machine"

Discussion of the fundamental principles behind the universe's most complex device: the office coffee machine

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break

Because you can't talk about quantum mechanics on an empty stomach

Next meeting: "The Quantum Fluctuations in the Tardis" - 3:00 PM