Reasons for Absence

Top 10 Excuses for Not Attending the Meeting

• I have the flu.
• Personal problems.
• My computer is in the shop.
• Traffic, man. It's like, really bad.
• Other plans.
• Last-minute realization that I'm actually a robot and don't need to attend meetings.
• My car broke down, and I'm stuck in a ditch.
• Internet not working. Can't connect. Can't join meeting.
• Miscellaneous problems.
• I invented the wheel, and I need to go patent it.

Other Reasons for Absence

• Space cadets. I'm being called to save the world.
• Time traveler. I'm stuck in ancient Egypt.

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