Abyssl Philosophers

The Abyssl Philosopher's Society has 15 esteemed members, each contributing to the advancement of the most absurd, yet profound, ideas in the field of philosophy.

1. Boris B. Bottomless

2. Cecile C. Contrarian

3. Derek D. Dialectician

4. Evelyn E. Existentialist

5. Francis F. Futilitarian

6. Gideon G. Gadfly

7. Helen H. Hysteresis

8. Ivan I. Irrationalist

9. Jasper J. Jargonaut

10. Katherine K. Kritique

11. Lance L. Luminist

12. Marvin M. Misanthropist

13. Nicolas N. Nomadist

14. Otto O. Oblivionist

15. Pascal P. Pessimist

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