Action Plan #4: The One Where Everyone Forgets Why We're Meeting

Objective: To pretend we're making progress while secretly checking our phones.

Action Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of meetings.
• Item 2: Make a to-do list that will inevitably get forgotten.
• Item 3: Decide on a color scheme that clashes with the conference room decor.

We will reconvene at the same time next week, because clearly we still have nothing better to do.

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