Attendees:

Bob Sally John

Also attending: the coffee machine, the air conditioning, and the existential dread that comes with another meeting.

Agenda for the Meeting of the Damned:

1. Discuss the weather. Again.

2. Boring stuff.

3. Take a break. Pretend to go to the bathroom, but really just scroll through Twitter.

4. Decide on nothing.

Boring Stuff:

1. Review last quarter's numbers.

2. Financial reports.

3. Discuss the importance of proper stapler usage in the office.

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