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Alan the Telepath
Alan the Telepath is a master of mind-reading and psychic manipulation. He can read your thoughts, control your actions, and make you do his bidding. He's also really good at making a mean cup of coffee.
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This is a subpage for Alan the Telepath, where he'll occasionally post cryptic messages and mind-control updates.
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