Occupation: Algorithmic Wizard
Hobbies: Solving unsolvable problems, sipping coffee, and collecting vintage calculators
Interests: Machine learning, neural networks, and the societal implications of automation
Quirks: Often forgets to eat lunch, frequently rearranges her desk drawers in search of the perfect pen
Favorite quote: "The only constant is change, unless you're using a constant function, then it's just a constant"
Next Meetup: Optimization Techniques for Sleep Deprivation