Meeting Minutes: "World Domination" Committee

Present: Alice the Indifferent, Bob, Carol, Dave, and Larry.

Alice: Okay, let's get down to business. Our first agenda item is to take over the world.

Points of Discussion:

1. Establishing a Secret Lair - Alice: We need a place to scheme and plot. Suggestions?

2. Gathering Minions - Bob: I've been in touch with some reliable sources. We can start recruiting now.

3. Stealing the World's Most Powerful Laser - Carol: We can use it to melt the polar ice caps and create a new, more favorable climate. Or, you know, just for fun.

4. Forming an Alliance with the Illuminati - Larry: They're always up for a good deal. We can get in on the ground floor.

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