The Bernoulli is an esteemed gathering of analysts, known for their unorthodox methods and questionable life choices.
They convene in a cramped, poorly ventilated conference room, surrounded by stale air and half-empty coffee cups.
The Bernoulli are known for their adherence to the Fermat-Dirichlet Theorum, a complex and obscure mathematical framework that few understand.
They spend hours debating the finer points, often getting lost in a sea of abstract concepts.
The Bernoulli have developed a number of innovative, if somewhat useless, theorems over the years.
A complex, 300-page treatise on the application of probability and statistics to the study of cat hair growth rates.
A step-by-step guide on how to overanalyze even the simplest of problems.
A hasty overview of the Bernoulli's checkered past, full of missed deadlines and cancelled appointments.
A cryptic manifesto on the Bernoulli's plans for world domination, one overcomplicated theorem at a time.