Product Pam's Attendee List

Product Pam

Presented by Product Pam, Queen of the Meeting Kingdom.

Known for her ability to turn any meeting into a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation, followed by a 2-hour Q&A session, and topped off with a 1-hour break to grab a snack.

Favorite meeting food: Cheetos

Favorite meeting drink: Coffee, but only if it's been sitting at room temp for 3 hours.

Favorite meeting location: The conference room with the sticky floor.

Attendees:

• Sally Slow - The only person who shows up on time.
• Bob No-Show - The only person who doesn't show up at all.
• Steve The Snacker - The person who eats all the Cheetos.
• Jane The Jammer - The person who jams up the meeting with too many questions.

Subpages:

• Steve's Snack Time - A subpage about Steve's snacking habits.