Bob No-Show, the man, the myth, the legend, was supposed to be at this meeting. But, alas, he was nowhere to be found. We're talking no-show, folks. Like a no-show, like a ghost, like a... like a no-show.
We tried to call him, we texted him, we even sent him a strongly worded email. But, he just wasn't having it. Or, you know, not having it. Yeah, that's the ticket.
So, if you're Bob No-Show, or know someone who is (we're looking at you, Bob No-Show's mom), please, for the love of all things meeting-related, let us know where he's hiding.