Balthazar McSnaz - The Most Elusive Attendee
Balthazar McSnaz, known to his friends and enemies as Balthazar, is a mysterious figure in the world of meetings.
Last Seen At:
- Meetings of the Unwilling (2018-2020)
- The Annual "I'm-Not-Going-Anywhere" Conferences (2015-2018)
- Unconfirmed reports of attendance at a Taco Tuesday gathering, but that was probably just a rumor (2019)
Known Abilities:
- Expert-level evasion of meeting invitations
- Mastery of the art of sending "regrettable" responses
- Proficiency in creating fake meetings to get out of real meetings
Balthazar's whereabouts are currently unknown, but we suspect he's hiding in a bunker, surrounded by a stash of energy drinks and a never-ending supply of excuses.
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