Bertie Le Frite, the esteemed frog with an affinity for poorly planned meetings.
Known to his peers as the "Master of Protracted Discussions" and "Lord of Looming Deadlines", Bertie has a knack for turning even the most mundane meetings into interminable sessions.
Some say his love of meetings stems from his deep fascination with power point presentations, while others claim it's his ability to turn a simple "yes" or "no" into a 10-minute diatribe about the nuances of the matter.