Dr. Johnson's Peer-Reviewed Papers

Papers

"The Evolution of the Fad Diet: A Study on the Unchanging Nature of Human Folly" (2018, Journal of Obvious Research)	"The Effects of Coffee on the Human Colon, or: A Study on the Importance of Caffeine-Induced Regret" (2020, Journal of Overstated Research)	"The Art of Not Getting Lost in the Wilderness: A Study on the Futility of Human Navigation" (2021, Journal of Inconsequential Research)

Upcoming Papers

Dr. Johnson's lab is currently working on the following papers, which are sure to revolutionize... or at least make you yawn.

"The Futility of Fad Diets: A Study on the Unchanging Nature of Human Folly"
(Expected publication: 2025)
"The Art of Procrastination: A Study on the Science of Doing Nothing"
(Expected publication: 2026)

Dr. Johnson's Lab

Dr. Johnson's lab is staffed by the most brilliant, yet somehow also completely unremarkable, biologists in the field. Meet them: