Dr. Evans' Credentials

B.S., University of Oxford... in my dreams!

Dr. Evans has a Ph.D. in B.S. from a reputable online university. He's also got a certificate in "Advanced Couch Surfing" from a local community college.

Publications

Awards and Honors

Certified BS

Dr. Evans' credentials are not to be taken lightly.

He's been known to use them to get free food at conferences.

But seriously, folks...

Dr. Evans is a highly respected member of the scientific community... in his own mind.

Unofficial University of Oxford (where the real geniuses go)
Certified BS (because who needs actual credentials?)