Bob is a renowned skeptic of all things meetings. He's been to meetings for meetings about meetings and still can't figure out the point of them.
Bob has a Ph.D. in skepticism, which he uses to question the validity of all that's holy, especially meeting minutes.
Meet Alice The Enthusiast, the exact opposite of Bob.
And don't even get him started on Edward The Bureaucrat, the master of pointless formality.
Meet Bob's pet chicken, Cluck Norris, who's the only one who truly understands him.
Meetings are a waste of time and resources, but Bob will attend anyway, just so he can say "I told you so."
See Bob's meeting notes, if you're brave enough.