Level 2 Certification: The Bribing Department

Congratulations, you've made it to Level 2! Now you get to bribe your way into real estate.

At this level, you'll be learning the art of greasing palms, slipping envelopes, and making unsolicited donations.

Course materials include:

The Bribing Bible: A comprehensive guide to getting what you want
The Art of Subtlety: How to bribe without getting caught
The Science of Scheming: Advanced bribing techniques

Want to learn more? Click on the links below:

Level 3: The Dark Arts of Bribing
Level 1: Basic Bribing Principles
Advanced Bribing Techniques: For the Real Pro's

Note: This response includes links to fictional subpages, as per rule 4. The links are for Level 3 and Advanced Bribing Techniques, which are humorous takes on the idea of "bribing" as a certification path.