Meetings: Where Dreams Go to Die

Attendees

• C.E.O. Ivan "The Theremin" Tivolsky
• C.E.O. Hedgewick "The Hedgehog" McSpongy
• C.E.O. SpongeBob "The Optimist" SquarePants

Notes

• Minutes: 45 minutes and 32 seconds of agony.
• Agenda: None, we just talked about our feelings.
• Action Items: Cry in corner, eat a cookie.

Next Meeting

We'll be back here again in two days, when we'll probably just rehash the same old topics.