You've requested to bury the coffee machine in the garden. A bold move, but not quite what the board of directors had in mind.
It appears they were looking for more... creative solutions. Like, who knows, maybe a coffee machine that doesn't make the office smell like a dumpster fire?
But no, you had to go and suggest burying it. The garden is nice, I suppose. But don't you think it's a bit... drastic?
Still, the CEO is willing to consider it. After all, who needs a functioning coffee machine when you have the great outdoors?
Other Decisions:
Replace the employees with robots
And don't even get me started on the pet dragon in the office...