**Minutes of the Meeting**
Attendees: Bob Smith (Accountant), Jane Doe (HR), Joe Johnson (IT), and the CEO (who just wanted free donuts)
Topic: Charging Employees for Air
**Decision 1:** Bob Smith: "We should just make the employees wear tiny oxygen masks to save on air quality." Jane Doe: "Uh, that's not a real thing..."
**Decision 2:** Joe Johnson: "I can rig up some fancy air-quality sensors to track each employee's oxygen usage. Charge 'em per liter." CEO: "Sounds like a great idea, Joe! Get to it!"
**Action Items:** * Joe Johnson: "I'll start working on the sensors. Estimated completion time: next Tuesday." * Jane Doe: "HR will start working on a new policy for oxygen usage tracking." * Bob Smith: "I'll start charging the employees per liter. Estimated profit increase: 500%."
**Adjournment:** The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 PM due to the presence of a stray cat in the conference room.
**Next Meeting:** "Air Quality Sensors Deployment and Employee Oxygen Usage Tracking"