It's official: after years of microwaving ramen noodles for breakfast, our fearless leader has decided it's time to step down. The question on everyones' minds: who will be the next CEO?
Some say it should be... replace with a robot to bring some much-needed efficiency to the company!
Others, however, propose replacing themselves with... a vacuum. After all, who needs human emotions when you have a reliable suction power?
But what about the option to clone the current CEO? It's a bold move, but who knows, maybe the clone will be able to make better decisions (or at least more consistently eat their vegetables)