It has come to our attention that the current cola flavor profile of our company's beverage line is too bitter for some of our refined taste buds. After a heated discussion, the decision has been made to UPGRADE TO SUGAR-FREE COKE. This change will be implemented immediately, effective next Wednesday.
A special meeting will be held to discuss the finer points of this decision, but let's be real, it's just about getting rid of the aftertaste. Attendees will be treated to a free sugar-free cola tasting, because who doesn't love free soda?