CHAOS MEETING NOTES

Minutes of the meeting that went off the rails

Attendees:

• Sarah "I'm the boss" Johnson
• John "I'm the intern" Doe
• Bob "I'm the guy who ate all the donuts" Smith

Notes:

1. Sarah: We need to meet about... um... thing.
2. John: What's thing?
3. Sarah: prophets, man.
4. Bob: I have a thing for donuts.

We discussed many things, including but not limited to: adjacent meeting minutes, aftermath of the donut incident, and the schedule for the apocalypse.

Next meeting: same time, same place, different donut holes