Dr. Smith is our resident chemist and occasional arsonist. He's been known to accidentally create sentient slime in his basement, but we're working on that.
Dr. Smith can be found in his lab, surrounded by test tubes and beakers. He's usually wearing a hazmat suit and a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
Dr. Johnson is our other resident chemist and occasional chemist. He's been known to turn water into wine, but only on Tuesdays.
Dr. Johnson can be found in his lab, surrounded by beakers and test tubes. He's usually wearing a "I'm not with stupid" t-shirt and a "Caution: Hazmat Area" sign.