Decisions

1. We should definitely use the new, overpriced, beta software.

2. We must implement a system to track who ate the last donut.

3. The new intern will be forced to wear a name tag with their name on it.

4. The office will be reorganized to fit the new "open concept" design, which is just a circle.

5. Everyone must attend at least 5 meetings per day.

6. The coffee machine will be replaced with a vending machine that only dispenses plain water.

7. The company will start selling stock options to its employees, but at an inflated rate.

See next set of decisions.