Dave's Exit Interview: A Study in Self-Induced Trauma

After weeks of deliberation, Dave has finally left the company. His departure was met with mixed emotions, ranging from sadness to relief. We'll never forget the countless meetings he attended, the hours he spent in conference calls, and the countless cups of coffee he consumed.

As part of our exit interview, we asked Dave to reflect on his time here:

Q: What was your favorite part of your job?

"Honestly, I loved the free snacks. And the free snacks' free food storage. And the free food storage's free cleaning service."

Q: What do you think you'll do next?

Dave is off to start a career in professional hammock-sitting. He says it's a calling, really."