As a renowned ethicist, I, Zorvath, have spent eons pondering the intricacies of moral dilemmas. My expertise lies in the realm of the absurdly complex, where gray areas are merely a suggestion.
Some say I'm a genius, others claim I'm just a madman. Either way, my services are in demand, and my clients are willing to pay top dollar for my unique brand of philosophical hand-wringing.
But don't just take my word for it: